When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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