he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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