Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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