we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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