yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Michael Bay diarrhea
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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