My girlfriend figured out who you are.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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