Say something about gay babies.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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