kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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