Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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