Me. At least after what I've been through.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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