these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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