so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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