guys are only as good as the porn they watch
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
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just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
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Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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