all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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