Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
be right there i have to get my cape
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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