im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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