There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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