i just google imaged poop.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Let's paint friendship bongs
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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