I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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