Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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