Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I'm passing your future prison.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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