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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
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She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
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He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
We are all done wearing pants today
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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