Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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