ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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