Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
We got so high we made milksteak
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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