Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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