New invention idea: vibrating tampons
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
i need some magic done to my vagina
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I'm too high and old for this...
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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