Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
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Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
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Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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