$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
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Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
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No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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