you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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