Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
it's great music for shaving your balls
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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