This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
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I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
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Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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