so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
