Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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