Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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