I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
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No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
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Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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