on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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