your room smells of hookers.
And success
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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