Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
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