i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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