only if we run a train.
done.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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