i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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