Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
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Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
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He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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