You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
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All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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