I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Randomize
