you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
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Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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