Kiss
Puke
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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