Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
dude i'm inner monologue high
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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