my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
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I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I just want nice things and good sex
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The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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