So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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