They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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