i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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