I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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