four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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