yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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